Nicky Soft Touch Gravano

Nicky "Soft Touch" Gravano would like to make absolutely clear that he's out of the business.




That's right! If you ignore the surgical gloves in the photo above - which (I'm sure you'll agree) have perfectly legitimate uses - badda bing - you'll see that Nicky's going straight, with his amazing range of top grade toilet papers!



So try Nicky Soft Touch's new luxury toilet roll and wipe your ass today! Or else!

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