The Worst 5 Cable Jokes 1. You know on cable tv channels, they have Paper View? Well, I want my money back! It's nothing like Print Preview in Microsoft Word, which is what I thought it was, and they charge a high premium for it. 2. Why did the cable cross the road? To connect the house to the internet! 3. I got a cable yesterday from my sister* in Milwaukee. It said: "Stuck at post office with no wifi access. Hope you don't mind telegram. Could I have your credit card details to buy phone credit?" I knew she wasn't in Milwaukee. She's never been to Milwaukee. I am Irish! But she was busy heading up a six-month long cable-laying project in the Pacific. It was the very reason for our divorce! The cable obviously came from one of those identity-thieving Wisconsin scammers! Needless to say, I ignored that particular cable! *My sister is also my ex-wife. 4. Sometimes, strumming your guitar cables gets a nice sound. But one time I strummed the G-string, and the ...
I absolutely enjoy the Judge. So much so I have a few recorded ones to catch up on. This post is right up my alley. Mad like a box of frogs and hella funny! Oh … you got the intro right but a good ending would of been. "And by writing this, the ruling is final" …. am getting carried away now, aren't I?
ReplyDeleteOh well Richard, I do hope that you have a good weekend.
Great stuff. I'm glad you liked it, C.
DeleteI used to watch Judge Judy every day during my lunch break. It's been many years since I've had time to sit and do that so thanks for the reminding me of what I've been missing.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, Jean. I didn't expect it. Best to you.
DeleteOh, this is funny, glad I found your blog. I love Judge Judy:)
ReplyDeleteSaying hello from the AtoZ Challenge (www.writeonsisters.com).
Jennifer: Thank you for your visit. Writing back on a couple of yours myself. Interesting stuff from you.
DeleteHi, I'm Amber, part of co host Pam's Unconventional Alliance. Dropping in from the Blogging from A to Z challenge. Good luck!
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Thank you for your visit, Amber. Nice music contest you have going on at the A-Z.
DeleteNever squat with your spurs on, indeed! Not only can you stab your own glutes, but ultimately, you may end up getting dirt all over your horse's flanks.
LOL oh too funny. I was another that used to watch her ALL the time. People...are just crazy the things they say and do. lol
ReplyDeleteHa! Watched a ton of Judge Judy years ago. Gave up on all those court shows, though. A bit too ridiculous for my taste.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your A-Zing!!
LOL - well summed up - that's that show in a nutshell!
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