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A round up of the year, with an anti-Spanish bias! Janyay In Janyay, Ariel Sharon died. The former Israeli Prime Minister had a stroke in 2006 and he decided to see the New Year 2014 in with his own death after years in a coma. Like Yasser Arafat, he died of renal failure. Like Yasser Arafat, he died after a coma. He woke up dead on January 1st. Apparently a former general, he wasn't very hawkish, putting him in the same league as Michael Jackson in many respects, except more overweight and less aggressively cosmetically enhanced. Febyay This year's Valentine's Day was celebrated by many. [KISSY KISSY.] March This year, St. Patrick's Day was celebrated by many. [GLUG GLUG GLUG.] April The anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher took place from the year before. May May Day! May Day! I can't remember any things that happened! June The World Cup was held in South America for the first time since it was supposed to be held there the last time. In 1986, Colombia w...

Twelve months, and just 12 of the wonderful things that happened this year! 1. A golden eagle in Indiana breastfed a little baby lamb abandoned by its mother in January. 2. A dog licked a young man's naked butt as he leaned out of his bedroom window to have a cigarette in February, giving him such a fright that he fell out of the window entirely. His death generated plenty of laughs and good cheer! 3. In March, a man gave a waitress a tip. He wrote on a receipt: "Your lifestyle choice offends me. I pray that the Good Lord changes you sexually!" Some tip! So the people on the social media let the dog from the February video get at him. It changed HIM sexually. 4. A 10,000 year old pickle - discovered in a goatskin and clay cask of vinegar in Iran - was consumed by former Iranian president Machhhmoood Armoured-Dinnerjacket, while athletic Harvard lecturer and occasional Arizona rancher Professor Austin Seattle stood watching, at gunpoint, in April. Thankfully, the expected ...