North Korean assassination succeeds
It is believed that North Korean rulers in Pyongyang have successfully carried out their first targeted "thermo-nuclear stroke" on a high profile international figure. North Korean leader, Kim Ju On: The Grudge 2, announced the pending demise of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at least 30 minutes before her death at the Ritz Hotel in London today, succeeding where the IRA failed in the 1 980 s . In a speech, Leader Ki m indicated that the attack would go unnoticed in the wider world due to the eccentricities of his foreign policy: "This is a nice surprise to announce the death of Margaret Thatcher. Today, when I heard of her death later, they will know the true power of heat stroke nuclear technology imbued in North Korea people," he declared in a statement read by a newsreader. One of the Ritz Hotel's restaurants is believed to be the location of the former British Prime Minister's death. Witnesses describe how she was sipping a sherry bef...