Angelina Jolie falls for Aniston's practical joke
In a bizarre act of vengeance almost five years in the planning, Jennifer Aniston has successfully engineered a double mastectomy on her Hollywood adversary and love rival Angelina Jolie. Photo courtesy Tom Sorensen Aniston has fled to Canada with on-off-on boyfriend John Mayer, amid claims that she employed a Los Angeles based genetics laboratory to "do a total fake-up" of Jolie's genetic profile. Aniston is now believed to have fled to a log cabin resort in Prince George, British Columbia, showing a "detached curiosity" over whether her latest twisted jape will be discovered by the mainstream media. Aniston is said to have paid a genetics research institute over $100,000 to falsify data pertaining to her Oscar winning love rival. Based on the false testing, Jolie's doctors then unwittingly recommended removal of her breasts, and subsequent reconstructive surgery. Jolie underwent the treatment, although she only had a twelve percent chance of receiving a b...