Obama's Inaugural Address encumbered by childbirth, assassination
A grey haired Barack Obama's inauguration speech was rudely interrupted last night as he was sworn in a second time as president. The president is accustomed to disrespect from political opponents, but this time Mr. Obama himself interrupted the proceedings. America's Kenyan-American leader heaved himself onto all fours with a spine tingling scream, split apart his own trousers with his bare hands and gave birth to what is believed to be his third child, his first delivered maternally. Moments after this photo was taken of President Obama sucking air into his mouth, he screamed and fell to his knees. Live news footage shows a shocked Mr. Obama looking down as a bawling and startled newborn emerges from between his legs. Gasps from the crowd were audible before a smartphone was lobbed at the president's head - from a young woman who had moments before been an ardent supporter of the POTUS. The footage - from CBS, NBC, Fox, ABC, and numerous other media corporations - is c...