So you've left the EU...
You stupid ****en stupid ****s. But ignore the doomsayers. Look: 1. Norway is not in the EU but in the European Economic Area. Sweden IS in the EU. Their border is very porous for Scandi-travel and it's easy enough for the members of A-ha to cross the fjord, and have a great sauna party with their rancid fish beer and predesicated weathered reindeer biltong, nextdoor in Sfaarden with the members of ABBA! Fjorden Bjorn Morten, ehhh? 2. The German chancellor, Angle-a-Merkin, is actually very nice. Even if she's getting beef from the British over too much immigration, in a forgiving way compatible with her Christianity - undermined for decades due to her East German origins - she'll still be all "Well the horse has bolted so there's no point in us losing our sheiBe now! No biggy for the tourism and trade, aiiiight?" 3. English people all over the country are approaching foreigners - work colleagues, people on trains and buses, and pedestrians - and jeering at th...