Titanic Memorial Cover-Up Exposed
In what is regarded as the conspiracy to end all conspiracies, a group of five UK-based Muslims scheduled to set sail tomorrow for the United States on a cruise liner from Southampton to New York will be forced to drown when the ship is deliberately struck by a replica iceberg. Some of the players - and the victims - in the controversy In today's European Court of Human Rights ruling at Strasbourg, Babi Koko, Duck-go Gogo Go Duck Go, Bubbubbuh Bubbubbuh, GuhGuhGuh GuhGuhGuh and Pffff, Pffff, Pffff Puh-uh-Buh POB al bin Mohehehmet j-Mohammad, have all been deemed fit for extradition to the United States. A sixth Muslim, Bar-Bar-Bar Bar-Bar-Bra-Anne, is regarded as mentally unfit and will not be joining the party. Tragically, a psychiatric assessment undertaken by the UK courts has suggested that he has become so deluded - due to institutionalisation - as to actually believe in God, having been caught praying on at least five separate occasions in one day. The five Muslims - some of ...