I'm stuck for a G in this Blogging A-Z. So it's a bit of a rush job, this one! G IS FOR GrrrrrRANDOM!!! FOR THE MEAT EATERS: G IS FOR GOATS Where is all the goat meat? And why aren't we eating this lean protein? What's with all the beef and the lamb and the pork and not much goat going round? Shut up and pass me some of that nanny! BARK! BARK! FOR THE TECHNOLOGY G IS FOR GAMMA RADIATION I saw the bst minds of my genratn destryd by gamma radiatn. And finally, for the PHILOLOGISTS: G IS FOR GERUND: Can any philologists tell me what a gerund is? And what's a philologist? Also, and did the Bible Code actually happen? HTE END
The Worst 5 Cable Jokes 1. You know on cable tv channels, they have Paper View? Well, I want my money back! It's nothing like Print Preview in Microsoft Word, which is what I thought it was, and they charge a high premium for it. 2. Why did the cable cross the road? To connect the house to the internet! 3. I got a cable yesterday from my sister* in Milwaukee. It said: "Stuck at post office with no wifi access. Hope you don't mind telegram. Could I have your credit card details to buy phone credit?" I knew she wasn't in Milwaukee. She's never been to Milwaukee. I am Irish! But she was busy heading up a six-month long cable-laying project in the Pacific. It was the very reason for our divorce! The cable obviously came from one of those identity-thieving Wisconsin scammers! Needless to say, I ignored that particular cable! *My sister is also my ex-wife. 4. Sometimes, strumming your guitar cables gets a nice sound. But one time I strummed the G-string, and the ...
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