Shit What Cameron Says

"When David was at Eton, he worked in a newsagent's on weekends. One day, a young man walked into the shop. David was behind the till, the only employee in the shop at the time. The young man - dressed in hiking shoes and with a European accent - asked for a pair of scissors. He explained that his shoelaces were too long and in need of a clipping! David handed the young man the scissors, and then the young man's accent changed to a gruff and threatening Scots accent, and he screamed at David to give him all the money from the till or he'd slit the slimy little toerag's throat with the scissors. David opened the till, handed over the money, and the thief took flight."

- One of David Cameron's former school friends, in 2007.



 WAKE THE FUCK UP, DAVID!



None of the quotes that appear on this page are genuine.

BUT WHAT IF THEY WERE?




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