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I've been called a creepy baby by a child in his third language. I have just looked up "creepy baby". I have never been so offended in my life. And here's the same child making the claim that he has just killed Batman.

By Special Correspondent Spiderbot Aggregator On the plains north of Damascus, Russian war planes target armaments dumps but kill many civilians. The start of Russia's bombing campaign - according to video footage -found it quite closely aligns with the bombing of domestic accommodations, hospitals and schools through special indiscriminate "cluster bomb" technology - it is claimed that 35 civilians were killed yesterday. The crisis has a lot of complicating factors that don't de-conflict inside the villages that have been targeted by or L orem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipis cing elit. Ecigarettes Rebel Alliance military of people the center of the world economic Tooley Karen supermarkets in real estate every square meter Coutts what makes a property the hardest property you want to prosper in property with us Darn of recently been some very high profile consumer products good software have bugs and issues what is the technology businesses to ...

A pair of gulls (in the photo to the upper left, behind the tree on the green) was spotted off the beach today hassling the locals. These two big gulls ought to be approached with Caution, the hot n spicy maize-based treats that you can get from the local newsagent's to be used as a distraction. You can find out more about the excesses of seagull behaviour here .

Charles Peterson Sheppard is a California-based author of action thriller The Specialist: The Costa Rica Job . A glance at his Twitter profile reveals that he's clearly very supportive of the network of independent authors on social media.  Charles was raised in New York State and comes from a large family. His brother Phillip was a participant on the reality show, Survivor, which in part inspired Charles to write the novel , an adventure-fueled, high-octane actioner set in the private security services industry (where there are at least a few good guys, one of them being his novel's narrator).  Charles answered ten questions below. Tell us about yourself! Where are you from? What informs your writing? And how long have you been writing? Well, I grew up in a very small town in upstate New York, the eleventh of twelve children. I am a country boy at heart. I have lived in Southern California for all my adult life. I was a school teacher for twelve years, a prison counselor fo...

A response to the critics who say that JJ Abrams has taken Star Wars's best bits to make a reboot of the original franchise. Si, si. I agree! There are many similarities between TFA and Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back. From [SPOILER] little droids with important data, and fathers and sons, to big ships swallowing up the Falcon and a weapon of mass destruction, that is what JJ did. And he did it very well. I'd prefer he did that than George spawn a new mess. Lucas has been throwing shapes about the lack of originality. I'm sorry, but have you seen The Phantom Menace? #Formula Phantom's a mashup of Star Wars and Return of the Jedi, with JarJar and the Gungans replacing Wicket, Logray and Chirpa of the Care Bears of Endor. JJ's mashup of Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back is - firstly - a stronger choice of template and secondly, a far better movie than the first prequel. According to some critics, JJ Abrams hasn't yet earned his stripes with the original movi...

JL Clayton's Chosen Saga comprises A Spark of Magic , A Blaze of Magic and A Ghost of Magic . A planned fourth book and a number of short stories will round out the series. She has a strong - and frequently funny - social media presence on Facebook and Twitter . In keeping with her generosity in supporting colleagues, she recently held an interesting Facebook event for the third book in her series, A Ghost of Magic, book-ending the launch of The Chosen Saga between a number of other authors, who also promoted their work via the live social media event over a number of hours. First, some biography: Tell us about yourself. I love my family, my husband Robert and my daughter Shyla: They are my rock.  I love the color blue: I have ever since I saw my eyes, I don't think that's conceited it's just the truth... I was like five years old, so I'm sure you can't really be considered conceited that young.  I love to read: Any and all books except nonfiction, b...

Randy Agnes across the way set off the alarm last night to get the fire service out for the fifth time in two years. Time-wasting Agnes (36) is keen to flirt with the fire officers whenever they come out. Agnes has already been in three short-term relationships due to the call-outs. A total of €2700 worth of fire damage to her home was the result of the first two emergencies. Since then, thankfully, "Fireman mad" Agnes has chosen to press the alarm button rather than committing acts of arson in her kitchen. It has not yet been established whether she made any dates this time around. But if you'd like to go on a date with Agnes (who is a qualified solicitor frequently working in the public sector) please get in touch.

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1. 20 hours anaerobic exercise and 10 hours of cardio per day 3. Limit vodka intake to between meals and during meals 4. 60% less unintentional felching 5. More toilet breaks. (Stop skipping number twos.)   6. Eat a lot more sweets. 7. Do one thing this year that you haven't done before - create a Recovery or Backup Disk when prompted. What's on your list?