In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit... These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladie's and gentlemen: The A-Team was made up of Hannibal, Face, B.A. and Murdock. Sgt Bosco BA Baracus was the muscle. BA's catchphrase was: "Shut the fuck up, muthafucka!" He was into his engines and loved his van but he had a fear of flying. Sometimes, he ate burgers that were drugged and he'd go straight to sleep and the rest of the A-Team would fly him to exotic locations where he would star in a series of direct-to-video porn movies, on which the Weekend at Bernie's franchise was based. He drank a lot of milk. There was often drugs in his milk too. Templeton "Face Man" Peck was the looker in the group. He was a lieutenant. He opened a chain of coffee houses after he left The A Team. It was very meta when he pointed at the...
I'm stuck for a G in this Blogging A-Z. So it's a bit of a rush job, this one! G IS FOR GrrrrrRANDOM!!! FOR THE MEAT EATERS: G IS FOR GOATS Where is all the goat meat? And why aren't we eating this lean protein? What's with all the beef and the lamb and the pork and not much goat going round? Shut up and pass me some of that nanny! BARK! BARK! FOR THE TECHNOLOGY G IS FOR GAMMA RADIATION I saw the bst minds of my genratn destryd by gamma radiatn. And finally, for the PHILOLOGISTS: G IS FOR GERUND: Can any philologists tell me what a gerund is? And what's a philologist? Also, and did the Bible Code actually happen? HTE END
I just heard about the live tweeting of the Battle of Clontarf, at @1014retold. Follow it today! At the Twitter here: @1014retold And the accompanying site is here: http://1014retold.com/ The Battle of Clontarf took place in 1014 AD. 1014! Do you know how far back in time that is? It's LONGER AGO than YOUR GRANNY! WHAT LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT THE BATTLE OF CLONTARF: A Big Battle that had Vikings and Irish fighting against each other (though in fairness, some Vikings fought with the Irish, as allies, and vice versa. It was a complicated time, ehhh...geo-politically...speaking. Ahem.). So Clontarf is to the Irish what Hastings is to the English. It was - apparently - the bloodiest space fantasy of them all, ever, in history, if, by "space fantasy", you mean "battle on Irish soil". ***SPOILER ALERT*** Brian Boru, Ireland's High King, led the Irish. (Not into battle, now, he was too elderly to do that, God love him.) The King of Leinster (the province in which mode...
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