F is for the Fake Full Irish Breakfast - AZ Blogging Challenge


Surprise your friends and neighbours with this wonderful Breakfast Enhancements and Accessories Fake Breakfast.

The only thing that's real in the Breakfast Enhancements and Accessories range is the wheatbread cracker and cheesY S.P.R.E.A.D.  - and these evergreen food items come with the kit. Everything else on the plate is made of polyurethane rubber.

Flip over that little sunny-side-up egg on the plate, and it'll tell you that it's Made in South Korea.

What a great way to fool your friends into thinking that you are eating a big breakfast. The omelettes are made from the very best quality stretch-rubber, and they wrap around towel racks or steering wheels for easy storage!

To continue the charade, fill a mug or two with tomato ketchup or garlic & herb sauces and add milk for the effect of the ubiquitous breakfast soup. And don't be afraid to fake up fruit juices with some diluted cooking oil or grease, scraped from the bottom of the oven. See your flatmates or neighbours off with a wave, bite into the cheese cracker, and get up ten minutes early and set the whole thing up the next morning, to keep them fooled!


With a range of three different breakfast choices - some with fried, some with scrambled or some with omeletted eggs - don't be afraid to mix and match. It'll shake up the whole phwackin' industry! Buy all three sets today!

Comments

  1. Herding Cats - Burning Soup6 April 2014 at 21:06

    Oh so mean! lol I've done that with chocolate years and years ago. Of course now chocolate is serious business. You don't mess with chocolate. Breakfast is almost that way too. lol

    Happy A to Z-ing!
    ~Anna
    herding cats & burning soup.

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    1. Scribbler8 April 2014 at 00:42

      There's no such thing as a fake full Irish breakfast. They're real breakfasts there, but I just made up the post. I don't like the fake fruit stuff. Quite right you don't mess with chocolate. You should be ashamed, Anna. :-)

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    2. Herding Cats - Burning Soup8 April 2014 at 00:59

      Bwaha nice. I'd been going dang that 2nd one looks REAL good. And yes I am totally ashamed of myself. Ah youth. I seriously knew nothing. Joking about chocolate. *shaking my head* terrible. Just terrible ;)

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  2. Carrie Ann Tripp7 April 2014 at 17:55

    My family would possibly inflict bodily harm if I tried this! LOL!

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    1. Scribbler8 April 2014 at 00:44

      As I say in the above reply, the post is completely made up and there's no such thing as a fake full Irish breakfast. The photos are of real breakfasts. (I am at the cutting edge of comedy, Carrie! This is the level you're dealing with.)
      :-)

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  3. Sukanya8 April 2014 at 07:50

    Lot of effort for a fake breakfast!

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